medical school's secret plan

After today, I am convinced that "medical school" is actually a diabolic scheme to harvest humans. The administration fed us soup and salad today shortly after crushing our spirits with a devastating histology exam. I have a firm belief that they are just fattening us up before they harvest our brains, put them in a blender, and brew up some sort of human intelligence protein shake.

Apparantly eating brains will make your DNA purple. I have no idea what this means. (http://www.tulane.edu/~dmsander/WWW/335/prionpnas.jpg)

So prion city, here we come... too bad we all failed the exam.