still alive

So, I am still alive. Thanks to everyone for their concern regarding the possibility of colonies of anal bacteria overtaking my life, but I am still managing. Since then, I have received my lab results and there was nothing abnormal running around down there, but my throat swab was a little more interesting.

Neisseria or Moraxella... interesting.

So one would think the faculty would give you a way to distinguish between "normal flora" or gonorrhea. Thanks.