well, that would suck

So, I find out where I will be spending the next two years of my life in about two hours... so, please forgive my inability to concentrate. Instead of being diligent in Pharmacology, I've been looking up some codes for the International Classification of Diseases (ICD-9). The following were some that gave me a good chuckle during class:

E928.2 Accident or Injury due to vibration
E917.6 Crushed or pushed by a human stampede
E918.0 Caught, crushed, jammed, or pinched in escalator
E923.8 Accident caused by explosive missile
E928.1 Exposure to noise
E996.0 Injury due to war operations by fireball effects
E831.2 Beauty parlor personnel crushed by lifeboat after abandoning ship
E844.4 Skywriter sucked into jet without accident to aircraft
E882.0 Fall from or out of flagpole
E885.9 Fall from other slipping, tripping, or stumbling on moving sidewalk

More on rotations as they become available.